assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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departured:

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

shared 1 day ago on July/30/2014 » via, orig
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heartbreaks:

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

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owned-online:

broom broom pow

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brendandsnap:

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

aw:/

shared 1 day ago on July/30/2014 » via, orig
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shared 1 day ago on July/29/2014 » via, orig
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adelesadkins:

Get to know me meme: [two/five] favorite actresses ■ Melissa McCarthy

I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I’m just always saying, ‘Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.’

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do you know what

if you’re gonna be a dick about the beautiful human being that is jared padalecki then get the fuck off my dash

cause i haven’t got any time for any of this bullshit

no time

shared 2 days ago on July/28/2014